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TEX-MEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH!

“PATIENT ZERO 2018″

5 DAYS OF HASHING, PUB CRAWLING, COSTUMES, BEER, PRIZES, GAMES, SEX, GIMMIES AND MORE…..

If you would like to pay via www.PayPal.com, Chose the family & friends option, so we won’t get charged an extra fee. Please type your hash name on the notes section:) Use email  pinkslit_69@yahoo.com and e-mail your rego form with all that important info to Pink Slit.

Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta Hash is Jan 11-15, 2018

Yes hashers, near and far, it’s that time again.  TEX-MEX INTERCOURSE HASH FIESTA 2017 is coming and you’re invited.  It will again be held at the Mesa Inn Hotel (you know, the one with the 20 person hot tub that holds 50).

$HAMELESS COMMERCE $ECTION: $69.69 if postmarked by 10/31/17, $89.69 if postmarked by 11/30/17, $100.00 thereafter

SPECIAL DEAL : This is a non-refundable $35 deposit to hold my registration at the price in effect on the day this postmarked. I can pay the rest on arrival, or anytime between now and the Tex-Mex Intercourse Fiesta Hash

Hash Hotel Info:

  • Mesa Inn 4151 N. Mesa St.
  • El Paso, TX 79902
  • (915) 532-7911 (dial 0 to get front desk)

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:

Thursday, Jan 11th:

  • 7 PM: Point A – TBA, Hares: PETERS OUT & MOM, White Chalk:) Bring your flashlights.

Friday, Jan 12th:

  • 8:30 AM:  U-Haul will leave at 8:30 AM sharp from Mesa Inn look for the U-Haul. A hasher will drive your ass to point A: Rudy’s, 6401 S. Desert Blvd. Trail starts at 9 AM – BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL, BJ STYLE – Hares: TEACHER MADE ME CUM, COCKEYE & EVAPORATED MILF, Orange Chalk:)
  • 1 PM:  Lunch: Rosa’s Cantina, 3454 Doniphan Dr.  (not included)
  • 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg!!!
  • 3-5 PM: Registration – Bi The Numbers & Pink Slit and our crew will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES:)
  • 6-7 PM: Dinner @The Mesa Inn Ballroom
  • 7:30 PM: DRESS THEME: DR, NURSES OR PATIENT! (with glitter all over your costume, hair, shoes, etc)PUB CRAWL TRAIL –  Point A is the Mesa Inn – Hares: PORTA JOHN & BI THE NUMBERS. Yellow Chalk:)

Saturday, Jan 13th:

  • 8 AM: Breakfast 8-10am @Mesa Inn Ballroom
  • 9-10 AM: Late Registration (Wanker’s Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
  • 10:00 AM: BEER MILE TRAIL – Point A is The Mesa Inn. Hares: USED RUBBER & GRANDPA’S NEXT
  • 11:00 AM:  MEXico TRAIL – U- Haul leaves the Mesa Inn at 11:00 SHARP! to drive your drunk ass to Point A – Hare for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL – PUSSY WHIPT, Green Chalk:) You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail.
  • 12:00 PM TEXAss TRAIL – U-haul leaves the Mesa Inn at 12:00 SHARP! To drive your drunk ass to Point A – Hares: BEER BATTERED, Blue Chalk:)
  • 6-7 PM: Dinner @Mesa Inn Ballroom
  • 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom, DRESS THEME: NEON OUTFIT BLACK LIGHT GLOW PARTY! FOR ALL THE FALL OUT Live music by TBA.
  • 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best twerk for Mr & Mrs TEX-MEX 2018!

Sunday, Jan 14th:

  • 8-10 AM: Breakfast @ Mesa Inn Ballroom
  • 10:00 AM: Butt Scrabble – USED RUBBER and our crew will be the sharpie ASS artist! and Haberdashery TIME!!
  • 11:00 AM: THE WORLD FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A Mesa Inn South side parking lot. Hares: TBA, White flour & Pink Chalk:)
  • 1:00 PM: TURKEY TRAIL , 5-7 miles, Point A Mesa Inn. Hares: TBA. Purple chalk.
  • 6-7 PM: The last Super at Mesa Inn Ball Room.

Mon Jan 15th:

10 AM:  HANGOVER TRAIL YA’LL!!! Point A: Mesa Inn, Hares: PINK SLIT & BI THE NUMBERS.

CONTACT PHONE NUMBERS – PINK SLIT 915-373-6181, PORTA JOHN 915-252-5646 and BI THE NUMBERS 915-539-5711

LOOK WHO’S CUMMING TO TEX-MEX 2018

3-Way Plug Houston H3
Adventures with Dentures Cand H3
All Shaft, no Head Hill Country H3
Allrighty Men Phoenix H3
Andy Wallwhore Phoenix Lost Boobs H3
Backside Bayou Alamogordo H3
Big Black Boujee Alamogordo H3
Blinded by Boobs Phoenix H3
Blitzed BBC Alamogordo H3
Brown Eye Wrecked-Loose BJH3
Candy Ass Huachuaca H3
Candyman Huachuaca H3
Chanclas van Damn EPH3
Clam Slammer Huachuaca H3
Crapper Napper Phoenix H3
Dickscriminator EPH3
Heartbreaker Dicktaker EPH3
Just Darlene Hashing H3
Just David Hashing H3
Just Doug Hashing H3
Moochin’ Wench Wandering Whore H3
No Pussy Left Behind Huachuaca H3
Old Faithful Mosquito HHH
Peters Out EPH3
Screws ON First Alamogordo H3
Ska-Skank Redemption SFH3
Smooth Cockerator Border Jumpers H3/Phoenix H3
Sperm Whale Alamogordo H3
Summer’s Eve Alamogordo H3
The Walking Head Huachuaca H3
Tic Tac Paddy Whack Phoenix H3
Top Shelf Houston H3/Galveston H3
TrailHead Carolina Trash
UPMS Wandering Whore H3

 

 

 

 

 

LOOK WHO’S CUMMING TO TEX-MEX 2017

1. 1/4 MILE HIGH CLUB – EPH3
2. FREE MY WILLY – OMAHA H3
3. KIMCHI CUM 5 TIMES – HUACHUCA H3
4. SMOOTH COCKERATOR – PHOENIX H3
5. GRASSY ASS – SAN DIEGO H3
6. BAK YO ASS UP – HUACHUCA H3
7. SPARKIE MARK – HUACHUCA H3
8. RANGER SMURF – C2H3/BALH3
9. FAIRY GOD FUCKER – OMAHA H3
10. MOUNTAIN ASS SHAMELESS HUSSY (M.A.S.H.) – OMAHA H3
11. ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE – EPH3
12. EPIPENIS – BDH3
13. THE INTERNATIONAL VIRGIN – BDH3
14. HEARTBREAKER DICKTAKER – EPH3
15. KUM N Kum N Go – EPH3
16. PINK SLIT – EPH3
17. E.R.I.C. – C2H3
18. PORTA JOHN – EPH3
19. BI THE NUMBERS – EPH3
20. IMPATIENT TWAT – EPH3
21. BABY BACK BITCH – EPH3
22. THE OTHER WHITE MEAT – HUACHUCA H3
23. TEMPLE OF POON – EPH3
24. CAPTAIN SNAP SNATCH – RUFF PACK H3
25. LEGS – PHOENIX H3
26. LITTLE DINGHY – PHOENIX H3
27. SWIZZLE STICK – BJH3/EPH3
28. FACE DOWN N SPREAD EM – EPH3
29. H2HO – EPH3
30. SKA-SKANK REDEMPTION – SAN FRANCISCO H3
31. CHASEZ BOYZ – BEN FRANKLIN MOB
32. CLAM SLAMMER – HUACHUCA H3
33. SIR CUMSALOT – ALBUQUERQUE HHH
34. CLAM SLAMMED – C2H3/BALH3
35. FORGOT TO CUM – KNUCKLEDRAGGERS
36.STRAWBERRY SHORTCOCK – NOMADIC/NO HOME KENNEL
37. PORTA HOTTIE – TexASS H3
38. JUST DESIRAE – ALAMOGORDO H3
39. WHORECHATA FAKUP – ALAMOGORDO H3
40. TAJ MA BALLS – ALAMOGORDO H3
41. KINDERGARTEN COCK – EPH3
42. BETTY CROTCH POPPER – MOSQUITO H3
43. TURTLE DICK – MOSQUITO H3
44. FUCKING SHYSTER – HOUSTON H3/SPACE CITY H3
45. NO PUSSY LEFT BEHIND – HUACHUCA H3
46. PETER’S OUT – EPH3
47. PG 6″ – ALBUQUERQUE H3
48. TICKETS – RUMSON H3
49. CHEW TOY – VOODOO H3
50. DICKIE WONGSTOCKINGS – VOODOO H3
51. WORN OUT COCK SUCKER (WOCS) – EPH3
52. SMEAR ME OFF – EPH3
53. USED RUBBER – EPH3
54. LITTLE CUMMER BOY – EPH3
55. 27 KENNELS – EPH3
56. JUST BEN – RUFF PACK H3
57. KNICKERS PLEASE! – HARRISBURG HERSHEY H3
58. MISTRESS OF MASOCHISM – EPH3
59. DESPERATE DAVE – HARRISBURG HERSHEY H3
60. OLD FAITHFUL – MOSQUITO H3
61. 2 MUCH 4 ME – EPH3
62. CHOCO TACO – BORDER JUMPER H3
63. GRANDPA’S NEXT – VAG H3
64. PUSSY WHIPT – EPH3
65. BACKSIDE BAYOU – ALAMOGORDO H3
66. SPERM WHALE – ALAMOGORDO H3
67. GENUINELY QUEER “GQ” – HARRISBURG H5
68. I DO SHEEP 2 – HUACHUCA-HOWLIN’ H3
69. COOCHIE COO COUGAR – HUACHUCA-HOWLIN’ H3
70. CHESTER THE CUM TARGET – SUMURAI H3
71. JOYSTICK – BJH3
72. WREATH AROUND – WHITE HOUSE H3
73. STAY@HOMO – EPH3
74. RED SOLO CUNT – EPH3
75. 8-BIT DICK – ALAMOGORDO H3
76. EAT=MYCUNT2WICE – EPH3
77. ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT – HUACHUCA H3
78. DONT SQUEEZE THE SHARMAN – HUACHUCA H3
79. SRIRACHA CROTCH – EPH3
80. TITMOMETER – EPH3
81. UPPER CUNT – HARRISBURG-HERSHEY H5
82. LITTLE ZOMBIE MUNCH PUNCH – ALBUQUERQUE H3
83. ILLEGALLY BLONDE – EPH3
84. JOHN WANG – EPH3
85. MRS ROBINSON – EPH3
86. BEER BATTERED – EPH3
87. LEEROY & STITCHES – LCH3
88. PABST BLEW ROBIN – EPH3
89. MARLEY IN ME – EPH3
90. CUNTS WAY LOW – EPH3
91. VAGINAL VORTEX – RUFF PACK H3
92. CUNT – LOST BOOBS/PHOENIX H3
93. HALLOWEENIE BEERDINI – LAS VEGAS H3
94. BLINDED BY BOOBS – PHOENIX H3
95. JUST ENOUGH FOR FUCKING FAST(JEFFaFa) -WANDERING WHORE H3
96. KNUT SLUT – WANDERING WHORE H3
97. DON’T TOUCH MeDIC – PHOENIX H3
98. BE A PISSER – TACOMA H3/BJH3
99. OSAMA BIN HASHING – DC ROAD WHORES
100. IVORY TICKLER – HUACHUCA H3
101. DISAPPOINTING MISS DAISY – EPH3
102. RED LIGHT DICKSTRICT – EPH3
103. TACO CUMBANGBANG – BJH3
104. SHUT MY FUCKING PIE HOLE – PHOENIX FULL MOON H3
105. IHOP- EPH3
106. BIGGER BETTER FASTER DEEPER – SACRAMENTO H3
107. THE GREAT CORNHOLIO – EPH3
108. BOYZ WITH A HOOD – EPH3
109. JUST CHRIS – EPH3
110. BROWN EYE WRECKED LOOSE – BAKERSFIELD H3
111. COCK SPROCKET – PH4
112. CRAPPER NAPPER – PHOENIX H3
113. EAGER BEAT HER – LAS CRUCES H3
114. MY CREAM WILL GO ON – BORDER JUMPERS H3
115. PEG A SORE ASS – jHAVELINA H3
116. PUSS FILLED ASS BUBBLE – EPH3
117. SEMPER FAMILIA – EPH3
118. SEXSPURT – EPH3
119. ANAL LEAKAGE LIKES IT – SACRAMENTO H3
120. BUTT DARTS – BJH3
121. DEXTER’S LIBRARY – PHOENIX H3
122. DITCH SUCKER – NEW YORK H3
123. GLITTARRRD – PHOENIX H3
124. GUNG HO – HOWLIN’ & HUACHUCA H3
125. HOMODYNAMICS – KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD H3
126. I WANNA BANG PENNY’S THEORY – BJH3
127. MICROFURGASM – ALBUQUERQUE H3
128. MISDEMEANOR WEINER – EPH3
129. NO PUSSY LEFT BEHIND – EPH3
130. MIZZ PIGGY – BJH3
131. MY SHAME WILL KEEP ME WARM – EPH3
132. NUMB ASS – jHAVELINA H3
133. RIDING ZAMBONER – jHAVELINA H3
134. SNOWBALL WHITE – ALAMOGORDO H3
135. SWALLOW MY COMMITMENT – BJH3
136. THANKS FOR THE MAMMORIES – jHAVELINA H3
137. THAR SHE BLOWS – EPH3
138. BOBBIT N WEAVE IT – LUBBOCK H3
139. HU PHLUNG PU – HARRISBURG-HERSHEY
140. MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE – LAH3
141. 3 KNUCKLE SFUFFLE – EPH3
142. JUST AVA – LOST GECKOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHO IS CUMMING TO TEX-MEX 2016

  1. PORTA JOHN – EPH3
  2. BI THE NUMBERS – EPH3
  3. PINK SLIT – EPH3
  4. EAT MY CUNT TWICE – EPH3 (free rego)
  5. THE OTHER WHITE MEAT – Huachuca H3
  6. JUST ENOUGH FOR FUCKING FAST (JEFFaFa)- EPH3
  7. MRS. ROBINSON – EPH3
  8. JOHN WANG – EPH3
  9. BLINDED BY BOOBS – PHOENIX H3
  10. BAK YO ASS UP – HUACHUCA H3
  11. CANDY MAN – HUACHUCA H3
  12. CANDY ASS – HUACHUCA H3
  13. SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DICKS – ALBUQUERQUE H3
  14. FRIGID HOLE – PHOENIX H3
  15. GAPING ASSHOLE – PHOENIX H3
  16. IHOP – EPH3
  17. TRAIL HEAD – HUACHUCA H3
  18. ALL SHAFT, NO HEAD – HILL COUNTRY H3
  19. KITCHEN AIDE – OTHER ORLANDO H3
  20. PUSSY WHIPT – EPH3
  21. LITTLE BEAVER – HUACHUCA H3
  22. KUM N GO – SEOUL H3
  23. WOODFUCK – HUACHUCA H3
  24. THE GREAT CORNHOLIO – EPH3
  25. FREE MY WILLY – OMAHA H3 (EPH3)
  26. PG 6 INCH – ALBUQUERQUE H3
  27. JACKET OFF – NO NAME H3
  28. ACK ACK – ALAMOGORDO H3
  29. CHEW TOY – VOODOO H3
  30. DICKIE WONG – VOODHOO H3
  31. OLD FAITHFUL – MOSQUITO HHH
  32. VAGINAL VORTEX – RUFF PACK H3
  33. ROOFIES NOT REQUIRED – EPH3
  34. ANAL BEACHING – LOST BOOBS H3
  35. THREE HALLOWEENIES – EPH3
  36. CUM SCOUT – EPH3
  37. LITTLE CUMMER BOY – EPH3
  38. CPA – HUACHUCA H3
  39. FAIRY GOD FUCKER – EPH3
  40. MOUNTAIN ASS SHAMELESS HUSSY (M.A.S.H.) – EPH3
  41. FUCKING SHYSTER – EPH3
  42. BIGGER BETTER FASTER DEEPER – SACRAMENTO H3
  43. STITCH N BITCH – PH3
  44. BACKSIDE BAYOU – ALAMOGORDO H3
  45. SPERM WHALE – ALAMOGORDO H3
  46. RUSTED PEARL – EPH3
  47. PUS FILLED ASS BUBBLE – EPH3
  48. USED RUBBER – EPH3
  49. M’ALICE – VANCOUVER H3
  50. FACE DOWN N SPREAD ‘EM – EPH3
  51. H2HO – EPH3
  52. HIGH BEAMS – AUSTIN H3
  53. I DO SHEEP 2 – HUACHUCA/HOWLIN H3
  54. WHO SHAVED ROGER RABBIT – SAN ANTONIO H3
  55. JUST DAVID – EPH3
  56. LEGS – PHOENIX H3
  57. LITTLE DINGHY – PHOENIX H3
  58. GUNG HO – HOWLIN/HUACHUCHA H3
  59. THANKS FOR THE MAMMORIES – JHAVELINA H3
  60. JUST SYLVIA – JHAVELINA H3
  61. PETER’S OUT – EPH3
  62. MISTRESS OF MASOCHISM – EPH3
  63. DISAPPOINTING MISS DAISY – EPH3
  64. GONNA NEED SOME LUBE – EPH3/CGH3
  65. SHIGGY IN THE SHITTER – ALAMOGORDO H3
  66. SEXSPURT – EPH3
  67. SEMPER FAMILIA – EPH3
  68. BOBBIT N WEAVE IT – LUBBOCK H3
  69. PENIRIS – HONEY BADGER H3
  70. GRANDPA’S NEXT – PHX/VAG H3
  71. JUST SONYA – PHOENIX H3
  72. GAUCHO – LOST BOOBS H3
  73. HALLOWEENIE BEERDINI – LAS VEGAS H3
  74. TO THE BUTT CAVE – HONEY BADGER H3
  75. FINGER PICKING GOOD – LITTLE ROCK H3
  76. THE PERFECT WOMAN – SFH3
  77. SUCK MY……NEVERMIND – EPH3
  78. ERECTIONAL OFFICER – SEXH3
  79. MENSTRUAL PSYCHO – WRONG WAY PHOENIX
  80. FUCKY SUCKY $5 – EPH3
  81. B FLAT – PHOENIX H3
  82. VICTORIA – PHOENIX H3
  83. MISDEMEANOR WEINER – EPH3
  84. NO PUSSY LEFT BEHIND – EPH3
  85. 8-BIT DICK – OBH3/ALAMOGORDO H3
  86. BEER BATTERED – EPH3
  87. FUR BURGER WITH THIGHS – EPH3
  88. HACKER WACKER – EPH3
  89. PEDIAPHILE – EPH3
  90. ADAPTS – HONEY BADGER H3
  91. EPIC FAIL – HUZZAH H3/MOSQUITO H3
  92. BITCH WHISPERER – EPH3
  93. GAGAMAILE – SHIT HOLE H3
  94. CLAM SLAMMER – HUACHUCA H3
  95. FRUIT BY THE FOOT – OBH3
  96. ROOF RIDER – EPH3
  97. TOUR DE TITTIES – EPH3
  98. IVORY TICKLER – HUACHUCA H3
  99. BACON WRAP – EPH3
  100. STAY @ HOMO – EPH3
  101. LONG COCK SPITTER – SH3/RUFF PACK H3
  102. FATHER MAY I CUM – SH3/RUFF PACK H3
  103. PEE(K)ING DUCK – ALAMOGORDO H3
  104. LEEROY N STITCH – LAS CRUCES H3
  105. JUST HANNAH – ALAMOGORDO H3
  106. BUTT PUPPY – EPH3
  107. WRONG HOLE – PHOENIX H3
  108. HOSE HANDLER – EPH3
  109. SENOR WIENER – BIGHEADS H3
  110. WORN OUT COCK SUCKER – EPH3
  111. JUST CYNTHIA – BJH3
  112. OSAMA BIN HASHING – D.C ROAD WHORES
  113. DEFENDER OF PEEDOM – PITT H3
  114. BOYZ WITH A HOOD – EPH3
  115. UNCLE JHOLI – MR. HAPPY’S H3
  116. CUNTS WAY LOW – EPH3
  117. GLITTARRRRD – PHOENIX WRONG WAY H3
  118. I’LL PACK HER – WANDERING WHORE H3
  119. HOOT ARE YOU – BRASS MONKEY H3
  120. COCK SPROCKET – PORTLAND HUMPING H3
  121. BACK DOOR BETTY – BJH3
  122. DRYMPLE LET OP – DFW H3
  123. AT YOUR CERVIX – EPH3
  124. EAGER BEAT HER – LAS CRUCES H3
  125. SNOWBALL WHITE – ALAMOGORDO H3
  126. THE FINISHING TOUCH – ALAMOGORDO H3
  127. JUST ZACH -
  128. SIR CUMSALOT – ALBUQUERQUE H3
  129. KNUT SLUT – HUACHUCA H3
  130. WREATH AROUND – WHITE HOUSE H3
  131. ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT – HUACHUCA H3
  132. RIDING ZAMBONER – jHAVELINA H3

 

 

 

WHO CAME TO TEX-MEX 2015

  1. CPA – Huachuca H3
  2. Knutslut – Huachuca H3
  3. Just Ehough For Fucking Fast (JEFFaFa) – Huachuca H3
  4. I Love Fat Chicks – jHavelina H3
  5. Porta John – EPH3
  6. Bi the Numbers – EPH3
  7. Pussy Whipt – EPH3
  8. Rodeo Head – Denver H3
  9. Tubslut – Rumson H3
  10. H.I.V. Negative – Hellgate H3
  11. Ska-Skank Redemption – San Francisco H3
  12. Suck My … Nevermind – EPH3
  13. Camal Toe – Huachuca H3
  14. Mrs Robinson – EPH3
  15. Sixty Sex – Knox H3
  16. Is It In Yet? – jHavelina H3
  17. High Beams – Austin H3
  18. Eat = My Cunt Twice – EPH3
  19. Vaginal Vortex – Shit Hole H3/Ruff Pack H3
  20. Peters Out – EPH3
  21. Mistress of Masochism – EPH3
  22. Hitachi Crotchi – Huachuca H3
  23. Tinker Lush – Huachuca H3
  24. Used Rubber – EPH3
  25. World Wide Whore – Las Vegas H3
  26. Salt Lick – NYCH3
  27. Pornuptial Agreement – Sembach H3
  28. Bobbit n Weave It – Lubbock H3
  29. Gun Rack – Huachuca H3
  30. Fast F@#$%R – Huachuca H3
  31. I Do Sheep 2 – Huachuca H3
  32. All Shaft, No Head – Hill Country H3
  33. Titometer – EPH3
  34. Grandpa’s Next – LCH3
  35. Neighborhood Twat Watch – EPH3
  36. Cockodile Done Me – EPH3
  37. Motley Ewe - EPH3
  38. H2 HO – EPH3
  39. Face Down N Spread ‘Em – EPH3
  40. Sexspurt – EPH3
  41. Semper Familia – EPH3
  42. Mother Why RU Covered In Semen – EPH3
  43. Beer Battered – EPH3
  44. Dexter’s Library – Phoenix H3
  45. Anal Beaching/Pip Squirt – Phoenix H3
  46. Donkey Dildo Delight – Phoenix Wrong Way H3
  47. Shut My Fucking Pie Hole – Phoenix Full Moon H3
  48. Butt Darts – BJH3
  49. Boobalicious – BJH3
  50. Only Half There – Huachuca H3
  51. Legs – Nashville H3
  52. Little Dinghy – Phoenix H3
  53. Peg A Sore Ass – jHavelina H
  54. Fucking Shyster – EPH3
  55. Thanks For The Mammaries – jHavelina H3
  56. Fisted Til I Puke – Amarill-Ho H3
  57. 3 Knuckle Shuffle – EPH3
  58. Oscar-Not-So-Wilde – EPH3
  59. Pink Slit – EPH3
  60. Ranger Smurf – FOKU H3
  61. Klingon Uranus – FOKU H3
  62. Hose Handler -EPH3
  63. Kindergarden Cock – EPH3
  64. Kappa Sucka Cocka – EPH3
  65. Bakyo Assup – Huachuca H3
  66. CINNOMAN – HUACHUCA H3
  67. The Other White Meat – Huachuca H3
  68. Vominatrix – Huachuca H3
  69. Just Jimmy – LasVegas  H3
  70. JUST MIJ – LOST BOOBS H3
  71. RED ROCKET – EPH3
  72. PARK IT IN THE REAR – EPH3
  73. STEVE HAND JOBS – EPH3
  74. HAUL ASS – DFW H3
  75. BACKSIDE BAYOU – ALAMOGORDO H3
  76. SPERM WHALE – ALAMOGORDO H3
  77. ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT KEN – ALAMOGORDO H3
  78. ASS JABBER – LEHIGH VALLEY H3
  79. SNOW BALL WHITE – ALAMOGORDO H3
  80. WEINERS OUT – MADISON H3
  81. BALLZHELMERS – DC ROAD WHORES H3
  82. BLINDED BY BOOBS – PHOENIX H3
  83. SHIGGY IN THE SHITTER – ALAMOGORDO H3
  84. SCREWS ON FIRST – ALAMOGORDO H3
  85. SUMMER’S EVE – ALAMOGORDO H3
  86. IVORY TICKLER – HUACHUCA H3
  87. TROOPER – DFWH3
  88. UPMS – ROAD WHORE H3
  89. JUST SYLVIA – JHAVELINA H3
  90. MISDEMEANOR WEINER – EPH3
  91. NO PUSSY LEFT BEHIND – EPH3
  92. BLACK EYED TEASE – EPH3
  93. AT YOUR CERVIX – EPH3
  94. GHEY BONDAGE – EPH3
  95. DISAPPOINTING MISS DAISY – EPH3
  96. SUSHI TACO – EPH3
  97. C.R.A.P.S – EPH3
  98. DOCTOR ANUS – ROAD WHORE H3
  99. PG 6″ – ALBUQUERQUE H3
  100. WORN OUT COCK SUCKER – WOCS – BIG HEADS H3
  101. SWIZZLE STICK – BJH3, EPH3
  102. PUFF THE MAGIC DRAG QUEEN – EPH3
  103. EAGER BEAT-HER – LAS CRUCES H3
  104. JUST CASSANDRA – EPH3
  105. MASTABURGER – EPH3
  106. FREE MY WILLY – EPH3
  107. MOUNTAIN ASS SHAMELESS HUSSY (M*A*S*H) – EPH3
  108. FAIRY GOD FUCKER – EPH3
  109. MONSOON POON – EPH3
  110. BACON WRAP – EPH3
  111. CLOSET CUNTSLUTANT – EPH3
  112. OLD FAITHFUL – MOSQUITO H3
  113. FINGER PICKING GOOD – LRH3
  114. STITCH -N- BITCH – PHOENIX H3
  115. KISS -N- TEL – PHOENIX H3
  116. RIDING ZAMBONER – JHAVELINA H3
  117. CUM SCOUT – EPH3
  118. BITCH SLURP THIS – EPH3
  119. JUST CRAIG – EPH3
  120. JUST MAYRA – EPH3

MRS. TEX-MEX 2015 – ASS JABBER – ALH3,

MR. TEX-MEX 2015 – ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT KEN, ALH3

 

 

 

WHO CAME TO TEX-MEX 2014

    1. Doctor Anus – Road Whore H3
    2. Little Dinghy – Phoenix H3
    3. I Love Fat Chicks – jHavelina H3
    4. Richard Simmon is my Daddy – SC H4
    5. Cums Dumps & Goes – Seoul Southside H3
    6. Likes Tiny Dicks – Orlando H3
    7. John Deere Me – EPH3
    8. Sister Fister -BJH3
    9. Anatomically Incorrect Ken – AH3
    10. Kindergarden Cock – EPH3
    11. Eager Beat-Her – LCH3
    12. Porta John – EPH3
    13. Bi The Numbers – EPH3
    14. Boner Salesman – EPH3
    15. Ass Jabber – LCH3
    16. Candy Man – Huachuca H3
    17. Candy Ass – Huachuca H3
    18. Rainblow Not-So-Bright – Kunckle Draggers
    19. Snow White & the 7 Dicks – Albuquerque H3
    20. Hose Handler – EPH3
    21. Balls in Hand – EPH3
    22. Elmer Pud Phucker – EPH3
    23. Here to Get Laid – SH3
    24. Mistress of Masochism – EPH3
    25. Peter’s Out – EPH3
    26. Suck My…..Nevermind – EPH3
    27. CPA – Huachuca h3
    28. Jungle Ass Fever – LCH3
    29. Lucky the Virgin Leprechaun – AH3
    30. Oscar Not-So-Wilde – EPH3
    31. Wrong Hole – PHX H3
    32. Stud Muffin – Jhavelina H3
    33. Semper Familia – EPH3
    34. Sexspurt – EPH3
    35. 3 Knuckle Shuffle – EPH3
    36. Pussy Whipt – EPH3
    37. Butt Darts – BJH3
    38. Boobalicious – BJH3
    39. I Do Sheep 2 – Huachuca H3
    40. Venereal Dildo Wolf – Shit Hole H3
    41. Eat My Cunt Twice (E=mc 2) – EPH3
    42. H2Ho – EPH3
    43. Face Down & Spread’ Em – EPH3
    44. Grandpa’s Next – LCH3
    45. Swizzle Stick – BJH3
    46. Must BANG Judy – Humpin San Diego H3
    47. Is It In Yet? 3IY – PHX H3
    48. Type Ho Negative – EPH3
    49. Cums Up Wet – South Sound H3
    50. Sir Cumsalot – ABQH3
    51. Fourth Cock From The Sun – San Diego Humpin H3
    52. Rancid Asshole – Houston H3
    53. Two Nice Tits – Cunning Runts H3
    54. The Duke of Puke – Houston H3
    55. Mighty Mouth – Texoma H3
    56. Pork My Loins – Taint H3
    57. DBCB – Abq H3
    58. IHop – EPH3
    59. Hacker Wacker – EPH3
    60. Fur Burger with Thighs – EPH3
    61. Worn out Cock Sucker (WOCS) – EPH3
    62. Ho2 – Jhavelina H3
    63. Sac-N-Ja-Weiner-Out – Lubecock
    64. Shut My Fucking Pie Hole – Phoenix Full Moon H3
    65. Fucky Sucky $5 – EPH3
    66. Klingon – FOKUH3
    67. Ranger Smurf – FOKUH3
    68. Gung Ho – Howlin/Huachuca
    69. Blinded By Boobs – Phoenix H3
    70. Shiggy in the Shitter – Alamogordo H3
    71. HIV Negative – EPH3
    72. Pink Slit – EPH3
    73. Cum Bang A Boy – EPH3
    74. Ambiguously Gay Uno – San Diego Humpin’
    75. Fucking Shyster – EPH3
    76. Disappointing Miss Daisy – EPH3
    77. Frigid Hole – Phoenix H3
    78. Gaping Asshole – Phoenix H3
    79. Motley Ewe – EPH3
    80. Mother Why Are You Covered in Seamen? – EPH3
    81. Little Cummer Boy – EPH3
    82. Cum Scout – EPH3
    83. Bitch Slurp This! – EPH3
    84. Cockodile Done Me – EPH3
    85. Zoloft My Hole Off – EPH3
    86. Boyz with a Hood – EPH3
    87. Mexican Take Out – BJH3
    88. Mexican Left Over – BJH3
    89. Science Friction – EPH3
    90. Panicum Vaginatum – eATMe H3
    91. Sushi Taco – EPH3
    92. C.R.A.P.S. – EPH3
    93. Ska-Skank Redemption – FHAC-U (Fat Humans Athletic Club-United)
    94. Quack in the Back – LCH3
    95. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Jacob – Touching Tips H3
    96. Sex Luther – EPH3
    97. Ghey Bondage – EPH3
    98. Urine Trouble – EPH3
    99. Cunts Way Low – EPH3
    100. Smear my Kitty – SH4
    101. Father May I Cum – SH4
    102. Penis is Good for Me – SFH3
    103. Thanks for the Mammories – Jhavelina H3
    104. Just Sylvia – Jhavelina H3
    105. Father May I Cum – Shit Hole H3
    106. Mastaburger – EPH3
    107. Old Faithful – Houston/Mosquito
    108. Finger Picking Good – LRH3
    109. Just Kim – EPH3
    110. Eye Fucked Up – EPH3
    111. Riding Zamboner – Jhavelina H3
    112. Ti Taint ium – San Antonio H3
    113. Strawberry Short Dick Forever – LCH3
    114. PG 6″ – Albuquerque H3
    115. Bobbit N Weave It – LCH3
    116. Anal Fission – EWH3
    117. Cue Balls – Foku H3
    118. Fuck Ya I’m Leaving – LBH3
    119. Shiver Me Titters – EPH3
    120. World Wide Whore -
    121. Glittarrrd – Phx Wrong Way H3
    122. Cums in Puddles – Foku H3
    123. Pecker Inspector – EPH3
    124. Diddler on the Roof – EPH3
    125. Sexorcist – EPH3
    126. The Buttcracker – SH4
    127. High Capacity Anus – SH4
    128. Dickscriminator – EPH3
    129. Fucked Up DNA – EPH3
    130. Pecker Nipples – SH4
    131. Spitting Image – EPH3
    132. Holy Shit – EPH3
    133. At Yer Cervixxx – Tucson H3

MR. TEX-MEX 2014 – PG 6″,  MRS. TEX-MEX 2014 – GRANDPA’S NEXT

ON-ON

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