WE'RE ALL MAD HERE 
TEX-MEX INTERCOURSE FIESTA HASH 2019
JANUARY 17 - 21, 2019

 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
***LOCATION CHANGE***
NEW LOCATION WILL BE AT THE EXTEND A SUITES LOCATED 
​500 Executive Center Blvd, El Paso, TX 79902 

  
To insure that we can put on the best Tex Mex for everyone, for the first time in Tex Mex history, we are capping it at 300 this year. 
We apologize to all procrastinators.  Please keep an eye out for people selling rego’s. 
Thank you  - Mismanagement
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SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
Thursday, Jan 17th:
• 7 PM: Point A:  EXTEND A SUITES, Hares: PETERS OUT & MOM, White Chalk :) Bring your flashlights. DRESS THEME : Down-down the rabbit hole...dress up as rabbits, hares, easter bunnies, playboy bunnies!!

Friday, Jan 18th:
• 9AM- Point A:  EXTEND A SUITES: BORDER JUMPERS WILL LAY TRAIL , BJ STYLE- Bring your spare liver.
Hares: COCKEYE & EVAPORATED MILF, Orange Chalk :)
• 3 PM: Ceremonial tapping of the Keg!!!
• 3-5 PM: Registration -Sexy El Paso H3 Harriettes will sign you in and hand you YOUR PACKAGE OF GOODIES :)
• 6-7 PM: Dinner@EXTEND A SUITES
• 7:30 PM: DRESS THEME: MAD TEA PARTY, FAVORITE ALICE IN WONDERLAND CHARACTER
PUB CRAWL TRAIL - Point A:  EXTEND A SUITES - Hares: PORTA JOHN & Bl THE NUMBERS. Yellow Chalk :)


Saturday, Jan 19th:
• 8AM: Breakfast8-10am@EXTEND A SUITES
• 9-10AM: Late Registration (Wanker's Only!) Haberdashery TIME!! Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 10:00 AM: BEER MILE TRAIL - Point A:  EXTEND A SUITES. Hares: PINKY & DOODIE CALLS
• 11: 00 AM: MEXico TRAIL 11 :00 SHARP! Hare for the MEXico DRUG RUN TRAIL - HOSE HANDLER & TRUSTY SIDE KICKS, Green Chalk:) You will need a valid/current passport for the Mexico Trail.
• 12:00 PM TEXAss TRAIL- 12:00 SHARP! Hares: PUFF THE MAGIC DRAG QUEEN & SGT GOO Blue Chalk :)
• 6-7 PM: Dinner@EXTEND A SUITES
• 8:30 PM: Party dance at the Ballroom, DRESS THEME: QUEENS CROQUETTE, QUEENS,
FLAMINGOS, CARDS! Music by DJ Ivan
• 10 PM: Awards for Best Costume 1st & 2nd place. Do your best talent for Mr & Ms TEX-MEX 2019!

                                                                                   
Sunday, Jan 20th:
• 8-10AM: Breakfast@ EXTEND A SUITES
• 1 0:00AM : Butt Scrabble- Beautiful Harriettes will be the sharpie ASS artists!
• Shout out to Haberdashers bring your shitty hash gear to sell!!
• 11:00 AM: THE WORLD FAMOUS ASSHOLE TRAIL! 13-on up miles or more. Point A:  EXTEND A SUITES Hares: PETERS OUT & PORTA JOHN, White flour & Pink Chalk :)
• 1:00 PM: TURKEY TRAIL , 5-7 miles, Point A: EXTEND A SUITES. Hares: BEER BATTERED & BACON WRAP Purple chalk :)
• 6-7 PM:The last Super at EXTEND A SUITES.


Mon Jan 21st:
• 10 AM: HANGOVER TRAIL YA'LL!!! Point A: EXTEND A SUITES, Hares: Bl THE NUMBERS.


CONTACT PHONE NUMBERS - PINK SLIT 915-373-6181, PORTA JOHN 915-252-5646 and
BI THE NUMBERS 915-539-5711