Aug 4 – Aug 6, 2017
HOTTER than HELL 9th ANAL HASH EVENT
How did this crazy weekend came to be:
Began one hot swampy summer day in July 2009. Porta John, Bi the Numbers, Wakes Me When it’s Over and Pussy Rican were enjoying their favorite beverage…..BEER! So Wakes Me decides he wants to hare a trail in the middle of the f***ing summer…and like typical Wakes Me, he bitched, and bitched, and bitched, cried, then bitched, that its hotter than hell in El Paso!! While Wakes Me and his fellow hashers, drank and drank some more, they thought of this FANTASTIC idea of having a hash with live music, BEER, food, BEER, and of course some more BEER. Now with all this beer, of course all the wankers will need a pool with boobs, beers, tits, dick, boobs, beer and so they said fuck it, let’s make it a campout…. These wankers also thought of the very wet, enticing tradition of crossing the river, while running from La Migra…… Sooo to make this long ass story short..
HOTTER THAN HELL HASH was born……
Here are the dirty details..
When: Aug 4th-6th
Where: INFAMOUS Mesa Inn, 4151 North Mesa Street
August 4th – FRIDAY PreLube to HTH PUB CRAWL
Point A: Pershing Inn – 2909 Pershing
Hares: Smear me off and Used Rubber
Time: 7:00 p.m.; Hares out at 7:10 pm.
There will be two glorious trails
August 5th- HOTTER THAN HELL HASH
Point A: Whole Foods Market, The Bar inside, 100 Pitts
Hares: Porta John and Bi the Numbers
Time: 3 p.m, hares out 3:10 p.m.
Price: $10 bucks, we are feeding your faces with some meat (hence the extra $) No rego, just show up with a smile and an empty liver.
On-After- Mesa Inn, 4151 North Mesa Street, with live music by the Deja Vu 7pm – 10pm
This is a potluck, bring a side dish. The hash will supply the main dish (hamburgers, hotdogs, hotlinks and chicken)
Party doesn’t stop when the band stops. There will be games, music, dancing, drinking, hot tub, swimming! Let’s have a blast!
August 6th- HTH Hangover Hash
Point A: Mesa Inn
Hares: Beer Battered and whoever is not too hungover
Time: 10 a.m., hares out 10:10
Price: $5 bucks
CUM join us for HTH Hash 2017 !!