HASH HYMNS

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The Patch Song
Tune: The Brady Bunch
 There’s a story of a thirsty hasher.
Who kept  cumming to every fucking hash.
He kept hashing shitty trail with all these wankers,
and finally earned a patch.
Drink it down, down, down

The Bandana Song
Tune: On Top of Smokey
You’ve earned a bandana.
We got it right here.
If we catch you without it!
You’ll be drinking a BEER!
Drink it, down, down, down


Meet the Hashers
Tune: Meet the Flintstones
Hashers, meet the Hashers
They’re the biggest drunks in history
From the hash of El Paso
They’re the leaders in debauchery
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch them as they down a lot of beers

Down, down, down, down, down . . . keep downing to tune until all downs are done!


INCEST TIME IN TEXAS
Tune – Yellow Rose of Texas
When it’s incest time in Texas,
When there’s no cunt to be found,
Your mother’s in the bathroom,
With her panties halfway down,
No time for masturbation,
No time to beat your meat,
When it’s incest time in Texas,
Mother-fucking can’t be beat!

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