If you’ve seen us around town, thanks for paying us a visit. Welcome to the fastest drinking club in El Paso, the Hash House Harriers. We get together on a regular basis to navigate a chalk-and-flour trail that leads us to beer.
We hash all over El Paso: East Side, West Side, Northeast, Upper Valley, Lower Valley, Horizon City, Tornillo, Juárez, y más. (Yes, that was probably us you saw r*nning down your street the other day.)
Everybody is welcome to attend, provided they are at least 21. El Paso hashers are a diverse group of people–men and women, young and old, civilian and military–people from all walks of life.
You do not have to be a good r*nner to be a hasher. Leave all that stuff to the Front-r*nning Bastards. Your main concern should be to get there before the FRBs drink all the beer.
Sometimes our trail leads to the tavern, where we have a frosty pint of ale or lager before getting back on trail.
The cost is $5.00 per hash, except for first-timers, who pay nothing. Beer, soda, and snacks at the trail’s end are included in the price. Let the down-downs begin!
The rules are as follows: If you have half a mind to hash…that’s all you need. On-On!
Yep these are the halfminded wankers who keep the chaos rolling along like a well oiled machine.
- Grand Master – Pink Slit
- Religious Advisor – Beer Battered
- Hash Scribe – Porta John
- Beer Meister – SmearMe Off
- Web Meister – SexSpurt
- Hare Raiser – H2Ho
- On Sec -Used Rubber
- Beer Bitch Master – Little Cummer Boy
- Hash Flash – Mrs. Robinson
- Song Meister – Porta John
- Haber Dasher – Bi The Numbers
- Hash Harlot – 1/4 Mile High Club